Had an argument with your mom
and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.
HELP THE SOUNDS I AM MAKING ARE NOT HUMAN AND I AM SCARED THAT I MAY ACTUALLY NEED AN EXORCISM
Dude this happens to me every time we argue. Also I fucking lost my shit at that picture.
all the time.. ._.;
Brooklyn!
Guys, working your way into a girl’s heart starts by understanding who she is and what she wants. Understanding how they fall in love means embracing their thoughts and ideas. Once you can understand what’s inside their hearts, then you can understand their feelings. Know that having a sense of humor, a personality, a character is near the top of every girl’s wish list. They want someone that can intrigue them. Girl’s adore a man that not only makes her laugh, but keeps her laughing. Laughter makes every moment more memorable, so women naturally prefer to keep company with a great sense of humor you know? Each time she reflects back on a funny moment you give her a brand new reason to smile. It can’t all be serious 24/7 life requires some silly time and good laughs.
Girl’s enjoy sweet words, enticing glances, soft whispers and light touches. They are drawn to compassion and kindness, so a guy’s ability to be gracious and humble goes a lot farther than trying to act all cool. Trust me, they care more about who you are than what you do and who you know, and what you have. They love a guy who has passion, someone who is goal oriented, someone who can give them a sense of security. They want to feel loved and free but at the same time protected. Perhaps the most important thing is to always be yourself. If you have to act like someone else to get your her you’re going to lose her once the real you shows up. They want someone who will treat them well, one who will listen, communicate and is the best he can be. Be honest and let her know you’re a keeper. Showing her that you can take care of yourself will show her that you can take care of her. <3
Exactly..
CONTEST TIME!
Since TwilightFails’ followers are amazing, I thought I’d do something for you.
We’ve not done a contest, ever, so here goes.
FIRST PLACE: Gets a Vampire Sucks DVD
SECOND PLACE: Gets a “I’m allergic to sparkles” 3.5 inch button
THIRD PLACE: Gets a “Twilight: Team Beastiality” 1 inch button
HOW TO WIN?
JUST REBLOG!
Deadline: 23 December
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Spongebob: Hey, Patrick.
Patrick: What?
Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24.
Patrick: Let me hear it.
Spongebob: 25.
